“ [Glamour]…[warns] against inappropriate breathing. Yes, breathing incorrectly can result in your abdomen “filling up like a balloon” (we thought that was the point), creating a “distended” look. Glamour offers some supposedly slimming breathing tips, but really, why bother with respiration at all? Dispensing with this unnecessary practice will make TV blowjobs easier too!
— “All of these Glamour articles are being compiled for their forthcoming bestseller, How To Turn Yourself Into a Real Doll: and finally land your man” [quote and comment via Jezebel]
