hug, pt 1

• Patrick: yo did u kno [redacted] makes close to [a buttload of money]
• Patrick: its crazy, imagine making that type of money
• me: ughhh what am i doing with my life
• Patrick: crazy right? hes baller yo
• me: man! we can do what he does! what does he do??
• Patrick: hahaha drinks lots of beer?
• Patrick: we can do that
• me: totally!
• Patrick: we should mug him. mug him once every few months
• Patrick: we gotta find out when he gets paid then mug his ass
• me: he probably wont even know its us. he's oblivious
• Patrick: yeah we'll get him drunk, then mug his ass