jesus toast

• me: this is really super gross, but while we are on the topic of bodily functions (or while i'm on that topic...)
• me: last night, my poo spelled out SIN. how creepy is that?
• me: i shouldve taken a picture of it an auctioned it off on ebay. its as awesome as jesus toast right?
• kelvin: WTF HOW DID IT SPELL OUT SIN?!
• me: im back to being slightly constipated again, so the poo the came out was suuuuuper tiny
• kelvin: OMG you would have like a 10 on ratemypoo.com
• kelvin: DONT CLICK THAT LINK!
• me: DAMMIT i want to get a 10
• kelvin: im still trying to imagine how that works... i mean...im not saying i dont believe you...
• me: its a miracle. like jesus toast