last dinner

• me: have you had your last dinner with [redacted] yet?!
• J: uh no i think i'm going to do it over the phone tonight
• J: or maybe even over gchat if i chicken out
• J: u know what's sadder than getting dumped? looking at your ex-boyfriend's engagement pictures. HAHA. god i'm such a LOSER
• me: you are not getting dumped. you are DOING the dumping
• J: I CANT HELP ITTTTTT. I KNOW... i was trying to say i'm sadder than [redacted]
• me: well you can tell [redacted] how much sadder you are than him
• me: maybe that will make him feel better
• me: "i know youre sad... but IM sadder"
• J: HAHAHAHAHAHA
• J: "I'M looking at my ex's engagement pictures"
• J: "YOU'RE just getting dumped"