May 2010
7 posts
“Hello, stranger.”
– A birthday, a new job, and a crazy weekend. This just about brings you up to speed!
“Throughout Hot Guys Reading Books, the creator begs for submissions and gripes...”
– [via Jezebel]
“Good things come to those who wait…”
…said the crazy Russian I met at the Town Tavern in the West Village. He said we couldn’t possibly be more perfect for each other – he, a carpenter, and I, an architect – and he is so glad he’s finally found me. He proceeded to promise to build me a castle. And called me 4 times the following weekend, leaving 3 messages. I never went out with him. (Incidentally, I also haven’t gone back to...
BO
Jackie: ugh, and he's using all these big words now that i dont understand the meaning of. like "a priori"
me: ugh i hate that! but good thing there is google!
Jackie: ok i caved in. i asked him what he meant. he said "i dont know what you're looking for a priori". HAHA i dont understand. have you ever used the term "that's my MO?" modus operans.... or something
me: not in a normal conversation with another normal human being, NO! unless i talk like a freakin robot every day, why the hell would i use MODUS OPERANS or A PRIORI??
Jackie: HAHHA well i've never heard that term used before but EVERYONE says it here. they go "well, that's his MO". that's their way of saying "that's how he rolls"
Jackie: so one day i was trying to be slick and i said "yeah, that's my BO"
Jackie: embarrassinggg......
me: wait... you ddidnt do that ON PURPOSE??
Jackie: NO I DIDNT! I FORGOT THE TERM WAS "M.O." not "B.O."