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the natural progression of things.
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“ Throughout Hot Guys Reading Books, the creator begs for submissions and gripes that she has resorted to taking her own photos. That may be because people find it creepy, or it may be for the same reason that anyone might find the site titillating: a guy reading is seen as being like a unicorn.
— [via Jezebel]
![“What girl wouldn’t immediately disrobe when served Oral Tator-Splosions or Get Stuffed and Bust-a-Nut Squash? Who among us hasn’t been halfway out the door when a guy murmured, “Wait, I’ve got Diddle That Cous Cous on the stove top”?
The book’s website is particularly obsessed with the advantages of having your date “already in your lair.” (Free tip to dudes who might be reading this: Referring to your home as a “lair” sounds some major alarm bells.) But don’t worry! Walker is totally not suggesting you serve your So Ready to Meat My Balls with a side of roofie cocktails” [source]
slightly more amusing than Microwave for One which is only one step away from my blog.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l27xg4Ieew1qzqjz3o1_250.jpg)
“What girl wouldn’t immediately disrobe when served Oral Tator-Splosions or Get Stuffed and Bust-a-Nut Squash? Who among us hasn’t been halfway out the door when a guy murmured, “Wait, I’ve got Diddle That Cous Cous on the stove top”?
The book’s website is particularly obsessed with the advantages of having your date “already in your lair.” (Free tip to dudes who might be reading this: Referring to your home as a “lair” sounds some major alarm bells.) But don’t worry! Walker is totally not suggesting you serve your So Ready to Meat My Balls with a side of roofie cocktails” [source]
slightly more amusing than Microwave for One which is only one step away from my blog.
I found my old laptop from college! And it is so. slow. And it thinks today is June 8, 2008. And has a version of Mozilla where the icon was a DINOSAUR!!!!
“Good things come to those who wait…”
…said the crazy Russian I met at the Town Tavern in the West Village. He said we couldn’t possibly be more perfect for each other – he, a carpenter, and I, an architect – and he is so glad he’s finally found me. He proceeded to promise to build me a castle. And called me 4 times the following weekend, leaving 3 messages. I never went out with him. (Incidentally, I also haven’t gone back to the Town Tavern, and miss their fried mac n cheese dearly.)
Find out what I was waiting for here.
almost exactly 1 year ago!
I finally bought the dress at an incredible steal. Now I just need a place to wear it to.
BO
- Jackie: ugh, and he's using all these big words now that i dont understand the meaning of. like "a priori"
- me: ugh i hate that! but good thing there is google!
- Jackie: ok i caved in. i asked him what he meant. he said "i dont know what you're looking for a priori". HAHA i dont understand. have you ever used the term "that's my MO?" modus operans.... or something
- me: not in a normal conversation with another normal human being, NO! unless i talk like a freakin robot every day, why the hell would i use MODUS OPERANS or A PRIORI??
- Jackie: HAHHA well i've never heard that term used before but EVERYONE says it here. they go "well, that's his MO". that's their way of saying "that's how he rolls"
- Jackie: so one day i was trying to be slick and i said "yeah, that's my BO"
- Jackie: embarrassinggg......
- me: wait... you ddidnt do that ON PURPOSE??
- Jackie: NO I DIDNT! I FORGOT THE TERM WAS "M.O." not "B.O."
the dragon, pt 2
- me: HAHAHAHAH can you just IMAGINE A.C. the dragon jumping out at you?!
- me: or wait... maybe it would be J.H.
- me: J.H. the DRAGON and then A.C. in his carboard costume
- Jackie: AAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god
- Jackie: ok i would cry
- me: ahhahahahahah and the poor guys would get rejected anyway
- Jackie: ok fine maybe i got lucky
the dragon, pt 1
- Jackie: omg u have to see this ridiculousness. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/crazy_stuy_high_dance_invites_tradition_YKNlKFTgVecMroDVXASjHJ
- Jackie: wtf wendy. why is my life not romantic? even the geeks have it better
- me: but the kind of guy who would do that for you... would prob be A.C.
- me: would you really want to date A.C.?
- Jackie: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS A THING now?
- Jackie: that they try to TOP PROM PROPOSALS every year?someone flew a KITE over the hudson river proposing
- me: its basically half a step away from asking someone to marry you. its pathetic!! why are they trying to grow up so quickly?!!
- Jackie: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For people who need really strong expletive-filled inspiration to get them cooking, check out What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner.
Or you can check out my other blog. I’m not as entertaining, but I’m way nicer.
