“ ugh… going to bed at 11pm last night meant waking up this morning at 4am, unable to fall back asleep. what time do i go to bed tonight?
— sometimes taking care of myself SUCKS. there is absolutely nothing to do at 4 in the morning. the gym isnt even open until 6. bring on the booze, greasy food, and passing out at 3am! (kidding. i prefer Granny Wendy)

posted : Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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and from a while back: the clam chowders - red and white

and from a while back:

the clam chowders - red and white

posted : Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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woohoo! dinner.. and a mini thanksgiving test run carrot soup with basil pestobaked salmon with brussel sproutscornbread

woohoo! dinner.. and a mini thanksgiving test run

carrot soup with basil pesto
baked salmon with brussel sprouts
cornbread

posted : Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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sex dates?

  • [redacted]: he might come to dallas in march
  • [redacted]: if he comes to dallas in march i am going to sleep with him! HAHA
  • [redacted]: AND
  • [redacted]: i have a wedding to go to in SF in august and i asked him to be my date yesterday
  • me: holy crap
  • me: wow.....
  • me: hahahahahah and then you'll sleep together in august too!
  • [redacted]: is it too much?? TOO MUCH???? HAHAHA
  • me: now you have 2 sex dates to look forward to
  • me: in march and august
  • [redacted]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • [redacted]: kinda pathetic....

posted : Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

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"its midnigjt here.Met thede israeli army ppl.they van kill ne.Thry kno the art of the kill!!Men gravvirttate to ne."

  • kelvin: Jus do it tpmooe
  • me: um. ok. how do you explain that one?
  • kelvin: Tomortow
  • me: tpmooe?
  • kelvin: Hahah durnk. Should I b worried about my durnken msgs showing up on ur blog hehe
  • me: depends on how juicy the drunken msgs are!
  • kelvin: Hahah. Uve got comeduy gold rite here!!
  • me: man all i got are a bunch of typos. they couldnt even be misread to mean anything incriminating
  • me: i've got a bunch of blog readers on the hunt for juicy stuff man (sexxxxx, poop, and one time, "gym shoe smothering")... not typos

posted : Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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crackalack, pt. 2

  • Patrick: u didnt win. I WON. u lost. nxt bet we should do a SLAP BET!
  • Patrick: haha, im searching our emails and it comes up w/ who will crack first, and see who cracks first, AND are you on crack?
  • me: HAHAHAH I TOTALLY WON. i would feel bad slapping you
  • Patrick: i wont feel bad. its a slap bet. thats wht ur suppose to do!
  • me: damn. of course you wouldnt feel bad because you wont actually have to do it. i always win, so i;'d have to slap you, and i could never do that
  • Patrick: read ur history, i shotguned [redacted]
  • me: yea but i said [redacted] first. shotguns dont count unless theres a car

posted : Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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crackalack, pt. 1

  • me: HE CRACKED!!!! sort of
  • me: does it count as cracking if he hasnt made an actual plan?
  • Patrick: YEAH HE CRACKED. we win
  • me: MAN. lame bet. we both win?
  • Patrick: fine i win
  • me: NO WAY DUDE i totally called it first! i have the convo to prove it, and im gonna post it up on tumblr as soon as i edit it to be non-offensive
  • me: WAAAHAHAHAHAHA the three drunk amigos. the first 3 to reply
  • Patrick: cuz they are dying. they are goin thru w/drawl
  • me: hahaha i cant stop laughing. its too good. we are too good. i should reply: "i dont miss you guys, my liver is happy for once. but thanks for helping me win a bet."

posted : Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

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case of the missing alcoholics, pt. 2

  • me: i mean, its really either [redacted names] right? the 3 major alkies
  • Patrick: the three amigos
  • me: they shouldve been the three drunk musketeers
  • Patrick: hahhaha
  • me: the three drunk amigos
  • me: or.. [just] the three drunks
  • Patrick: give them a few ponchos
  • Patrick: some fake stashes
  • Patrick: and a big ass hat

posted : Monday, November 16th, 2009

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case of the missing alcoholics, pt. 1

  • Patrick: yo how come therse no emails out this week? do u kno? did everyone quit drinking?
  • me: ahahhah i have no idea!! weird huh?
  • Patrick: maybe they all disappeared like the dog. "case of the missing alcoholics"
  • me: hahahah oh man poor dog.. still missing huh? maybe they all overdid it during halloween and decided to detox
  • me: hey man YOU can always send out an email
  • Patrick: no way. i want to see who cracks first
  • me: should we bet on who will crack first?
  • Patrick: patrick will DEFINITELY not crack first
  • me: i think [redacted] will crack first
  • Patrick: yeah he'll crack cuz he doesnt kno whats goin on
  • me: well we cant really bet on it if we both pick the same person!!
  • Patrick: [REDACTED]!! SHOT GUN [REDACTED]!!

posted : Monday, November 16th, 2009

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case of the missing dog

  • Patrick: so halloween night. my roommate and his gf went out for halloween, leaving their dog in the bedroom. my other roommate says that the dog was still in the room at 2am when he left for a party. when i got back at 430...no sign of dog. i go to bed, and my roommate and his gf come knockin on my door, crying at 5am. i was freaked out, the dog was gone. no signs of breaking in, no signs of theft, the dog was just....gone.... no trace of anything
  • me: someone mustve left the door open
  • me: maybe it jumped out the window. im sure someone left a door open somewhere. dogs dont perform disappearing acts! unless your house is haunted
  • Patrick: windows were closed, and it has those metal grills on it
  • me: OOOoOOoO id look at the other roommate as the suspect. mustve let the dog out by accident
  • Patrick: maybe its haunted.....and it was halloween..... if i was drunk, i would suspect myself
  • Patrick: but i was totally sober

posted : Monday, November 16th, 2009

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